Hizztory is HOT

So, I sent in some work to some company for a contract job...they were looking for a certain style of illustration and wanted really "hip" pictures of historical figures. Give us a hot, fierce Joan of Arc, said they. Give Lincoln some street cred. I don't know what half of those terms mean, so this is what I came up with.

Fierce hot tranny fierce hot mess!

They said they'd get back to me...I'm totally holding my breath.