Scritch scratch scritch.
Oh Faye, it's okay that your forehead has the same texture as the walls. Your chameleon powers are part of what makes you special.
And Faye, and don't listen to those guys that say your hair looks like it's been through a lifetime of bad dye jobs. It's part of your charm. You just get back there on match.com and update your profile to say "status: fabulous".
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