A commission for a friend's new website...to be launched soon! And just because I'm background happy lately:
Silly Rapunzel, you can't read out there. Get some light. You'll hurt your eyes.
Rapunzel, you can't breath underwater. Get out of there.
Rapunzel! Your tower is not equipped for space travel. Get down and go get some oxygen.
Rapunzel, now you are just being silly.