While being treated in the burn unit a few minutes later, Sergeant Sharphorn and Commander Confrontational both claimed to have never even heard the phrase "Never wake a sleeping dragon."
Lieutenant Tatakau could not be found for questioning.
Okay. Battlecorns v. Dragons is the next big blockbuster. Remember that dragon movie with Matthew (McCoughneycan't spell his last name but who cares because he looks HOT with his shirt off)? Yeah, I'm think that crossed with you know, bad ass unicorns and epic battle sequences. Peter Jackson, sir, I have a movie for you to direct...
Yes! Battlecorns 3D, featuring the voices of Jim Broadbent and Nathan Fillion with Joseph Gordon Levitt as Private Stabby, the one who would dare challenge a bloodthirsty herd...
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OHMYGOSHTHISISSOAWESOME!
Ha! Thank you so much, Adam! Here, have some spaces:
Thanks! I don't know what happened to mine.
that's what happens when your motto is "fighting pretty much everything"
They just can't help themselves, really. Relationships between battlecorns can be very difficult to maintain.
Okay. Battlecorns v. Dragons is the next big blockbuster. Remember that dragon movie with Matthew (McCoughneycan't spell his last name but who cares because he looks HOT with his shirt off)? Yeah, I'm think that crossed with you know, bad ass unicorns and epic battle sequences. Peter Jackson, sir, I have a movie for you to direct...
Yes! Battlecorns 3D, featuring the voices of Jim Broadbent and Nathan Fillion with Joseph Gordon Levitt as Private Stabby, the one who would dare challenge a bloodthirsty herd...
COMING SOON...
I'd watch that movie.
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